Friends. How Do You Deal With A Friend Whos Tighter Than A Goldfishes Chuff ?

Friends : How Do You Deal With A Friend Whos Tighter Than A Goldfishes Chuff

Its wearing a bit thin to have to continually remind him either its his round or his latest wheeze of expecting a shared car trip of over 900 miles to cost him zilch. Hints do not work, the direct approach does not work. In fact we are now taking side bets as to what his next excuse, to avoid paying, will be. Is demanding cash upfront the only option? ~~~ Bongo ~~~

Best Answer To Friends Question

I suggest you take a pair of scissors and cut the crotch out of all his underpants.

All Answer To Friends Questions

Answer 1

hey hun, have u tried actually telling him hes as tight as a goldfishes chuff?! if not try that if he still dont get it, then get his bloody bank details!!! x

Answer 2

I suggest you take a pair of scissors and cut the crotch out of all his underpants.

Answer 3

joke about that will work. however i had a mate like that and just told him straight up but that didnt really achieve anything. its fucking annoying.