Government. What Is The Difference Between An American And A Chimpanzee?

Government : What Is The Difference Between An American And A Chimpanzee

Answer. One has a brain similar to that of early humans and the other likes bananas. ~~~ merckx72 ~~~

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go shave your back...idiot

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Answer 1

go shave your back...idiot

Answer 2

Why are you a piece of shit?

Answer 3

Lame

Answer 4

yep i like bannanas alot

Answer 5

i like bananas too

Answer 6

well like your answer and chimpanzees do not wear clothing like us humans

Answer 7

The American is materialistic :)

Answer 8

Grow up

Answer 9

bananas rule, oh yeah

Answer 10

Americans are more intelligent then all of you europeans!!!!

Answer 11

Crap joke! I am english and I hate it when someone tries to bad mouth americans cos they are just humans like most people so why dont you try being one yourself!

Answer 12

A chimpanzee isnt fooled into dying in a war for oil?

Answer 13

the difference between an american and YOU is that americans are making an attempt to kill stereotyping. try it sometime.

Answer 14

Chimps tend to accept a leader with above average intelligence.

Answer 15

Its okay to be jealous....

Answer 16

An American is no less human than yourself, so this joke (if you can call it that) can go whatever direction your nationality is as well. Analysis: That joke kinda blows.

Answer 17

whats the differnce between an idiot and a dildo?

Answer 18

Americans dont have that much hair,now go comb your face you idiot.

Answer 19

One is a human. The other is an animal. One eats bananas and the other bakes things by using bananas in a recipe!

Answer 20

Good thing Im Canadian then. lol

Answer 21

An American votes the same politicians into office every election day. Chimpanzees dont vote.

Answer 22

WHOOO! Monkey Brain!

Answer 23

You might add that one is hairier and more intelligent than the other

Answer 24

shut up!!! the way world is living today is due to americans..

Answer 25

Oh... I suppose you think thats funny huh?? well read this... *Warning From Pakistan* This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off Americas supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer service reps. Its getting ugly.

Answer 26

One is smart enough to realize the ignorance of the person asking the question, the other would just throw a pile of shit in your face! Go eat a banana and think about it PINHEAD!

Answer 27

GO SCREW YOURSELF YOU STUPID FOREIGNER!!!!

Answer 28

And you not writing your nationality just proves your country is filled with cowards monkey boy.

Answer 29

chimps are more civilized and dont start wars and dont start global warming and there frikin smarter

Answer 30

Pete Samprass used to drag his knuckles on the court, I suppose.

Answer 31

Mmmm.......bananas oh wait Im supposed to be mad. RAWR!

Answer 32

WOW! You really know how to open a can of worms... I only had to read the first 3 answers to know the reaction that you would recieve. Do you not realise that Americans do not like people making them the butt of jokes. But hey thats fine because they do a perfectly good job of it themselves. Good joke tho!