Polls & Surveys. What Is The Best Way To Discipline An Unruly Upstairs Maid?

Polls Surveys : What Is The Best Way To Discipline An Unruly Upstairs Maid

I discovered that she and my coachman have been engaging in inappropriate relations, and I feel that the wench needs to learn proper decorum. I do not appreciate her corrupting the purity of the other servants. Any suggestions? ~~~ Sir Hugh ~~~

Best Answer To Polls Surveys Question

Give the wench the sack. If she pleads for mercy then relegate her to the coach house (where you could introduce her to the tack room) and move your errant manservant into her quarters. I expect he knows the way. Get the memsahib to give him a good seeing to and youll soon find that peace and tranquility will once more reign over the old family pile.

All Answer To Polls Surveys Questions

Answer 1

To the dungeon!!!

Answer 2

You seem an overly indulgent master for not sacking her on the spot. If youre old and ugly, make her engage in similar relations with yourself. Otherwise, just cancel all her leave for the next 5 years and put her on a diet of dry bread and cabbage for the next month.

Answer 3

Servants? what are you, some sort of king? As long as it doesnt interfere with their works, why the hell would you care? Gotta be happy for people, not angry.

Answer 4

threaten to send her back to mexico

Answer 5

Did you forget that your coachman used to star in movies with sheep and donkeys? Im pretty sure hes already corrupt. Not to mention riddled with genital warts.

Answer 6

Stop taking the drugs that are affecting your brain. Once the side effects wear off, your servants will also disappear.

Answer 7

Send to the unemployment line....!!

Answer 8

Give the wench the sack. If she pleads for mercy then relegate her to the coach house (where you could introduce her to the tack room) and move your errant manservant into her quarters. I expect he knows the way. Get the memsahib to give him a good seeing to and youll soon find that peace and tranquility will once more reign over the old family pile.

Answer 9

Build a large soundproof room and put a thick glass wall in the middle. Put one on each side of it. Make sure they can see each other, but cannot hear each other! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! gt;=D